If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
(via theobscurefactoflife)
I want a long term relationship.
Not those “it’s been a week, let’s break up because I tasted your dick so many times” relationship. I want those “Happy 50th anniversary babe, let’s go see the doctor because my arthritis is getting worse” relationship.
2.2k notes later and I’m still single.
(via diet-mountain-dew-13)
these people at starbucks just asked me to “turn down my screamo music”
uhm wtf it’s post-hardcore melodic 2-step pop-core, get real
(via mooooshu)
